Live At Your Own Discretion March 31, 2021 Live At Your Own Discretion… People have such a unique ability to achieve comfort in even the most f*cked situations. The last year has been nothing but proof of that....
How To Ruin April Fool's Day March 31, 2021 HA, Epoch face shields? Seriously? C'mon... As if the past year wasn't enough of a joke already...it's that time of year again. April Fool's Day is arguably the most dreadful,...
Censorship, Another "Revolution" From The Revolutionary Revolutionaries March 25, 2021 It's time we jump on these subjects, and it's long overdue. Political, economic, and scientific landscapes are extremely complex, and people are extremely stupid. We figured we'd jump on this...
How To Ruin St. Patrick's Day March 10, 2021 Let's be honest, America seems to have stolen St. Patrick's Day. Green beer, green rivers, dumb green outfits, parades, silly hats, and weekday debauchery. Most of us don't even know what...
Renaming Cheat Sheet March 08, 2021 Uncle Sam visited us in a dream, he said the strength and prosperity of our country relied solely on the renaming of our lame-named products. We've been meandering through the sunglass...
A Letter From The Boss Lady February 23, 2021 Dear Epoch Friends, The goal has always been simple; provide affordable high-quality sunglasses, easy customer service, & create a company culture that makes people’s lives better. As simple as that...
Golf Vendors Across The Country, It's Time For A Mulligan February 18, 2021 Missing out on the 2021 PGA Merchandise Show was quite the disappointment, and we want to make it up to our vendors across the country. If you carry our products in...
2021: "Revolutions" Part 2 February 17, 2021 It's 2021, we're safe from the nonsense now, right? Wrong! 2020 opened up the doors for a wild future. It's only February and it seems we are gearing up for...
How To Ruin Valentine's Day February 02, 2021 It's about that time! Last fall's cuffing season may have left you with a new significant other. Winter weather, lockdowns, and their mediocre personality got you sick of them yet? Here's a...
2020: A "Revolutionary" Year in Review February 02, 2021 Congrats, you made it through the first month of 2021! Head over to your local public official's office to receive a gold star, it's the least they could do after...
Life, Liberty, & the Happiness of Pursuit December 11, 2020 Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of grandma's mashed potatoes. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of booze-driven holiday family arguments. We don't care what...
Veteran's Day Shenanigans November 20, 2020 What's up Epoch family! Only about one month left until this dreadful year is finally over, suck it 2020! We hope you had a wonderful Veteran's Day weekend, last week's hangover...
