How To Ruin Easter
Creepy bunnies, hidden eggs, and Jesus. An unlikely and confusing combo, but celebrated in harmony nonetheless. A simple google search will confirm how...
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Live At Your Own Discretion
Live At Your Own Discretion… People have such a unique ability to achieve comfort in even the most f*cked situations....
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How To Ruin April Fool's Day
HA, Epoch face shields? Seriously? C'mon... As if the past year wasn't enough of a joke already...it's that time of...
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Censorship, Another "Revolution" From The Revolutionary Revolutionaries
It's time we jump on these subjects, and it's long overdue. Political, economic, and scientific landscapes are extremely complex, and...
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How To Ruin St. Patrick's Day
Let's be honest, America seems to have stolen St. Patrick's Day. Green beer, green rivers, dumb green outfits, parades, silly...
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Renaming Cheat Sheet
Uncle Sam visited us in a dream, he said the strength and prosperity of our country relied solely on the...
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A Letter From The Boss Lady
Dear Epoch Friends, The goal has always been simple; provide affordable high-quality sunglasses, easy customer service, & create a company...
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Golf Vendors Across The Country, It's Time For A Mulligan
Missing out on the 2021 PGA Merchandise Show was quite the disappointment, and we want to make it up to...
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2021: "Revolutions" Part 2
It's 2021, we're safe from the nonsense now, right? Wrong! 2020 opened up the doors for a wild future. It's...
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How To Ruin Valentine's Day
It's about that time! Last fall's cuffing season may have left you with a new significant other. Winter weather, lockdowns,...
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2020: A "Revolutionary" Year in Review
Congrats, you made it through the first month of 2021! Head over to your local public official's office to receive...
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Life, Liberty, & the Happiness of Pursuit
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of grandma's mashed potatoes. Life, liberty, and the...
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Veteran's Day Shenanigans
What's up Epoch family! Only about one month left until this dreadful year is finally over, suck it 2020! We...
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Welcome to the Epoch Eyewear Blog!
Welcome! Along with our new website, we decided to develop our own blog, and honestly we have no idea what...
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